Mexican President Threatens To “Call All Mexicans Back Home If Trump Is Elected”

The Rightist.com is reporting — The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.

In an interview with the New York Times, Nieto also announced that “further action will be taken by the Mexican government to ensure every single citizen of Mexico currently residing in the United States is brought home safely.” “We will not play around with something as important as the lives of our people. In our eyes and the eyes of every Mexican in the world, Donald Trump is a xenophobic, bigoted terrorist and imperialist who will ruin a country that was once a true friend of Mexico.”

However, many Mexicans who have managed to obtain a U.S. citizenship through legal channels fear this move. Mexico is currently the 3rd largest trading partner of the United States, with $507 billion worth of goods trade in 2013 alone. “Although shutting down the influx of billions of dollars that our people send home every month could cripple our economy, I still believe this is the right thing to do in the long run,” the President argued. “We’ll bring our people home, where it is safe and welcoming. We will be able to offer them better and more civilized working conditions.”

“Besides,” Nieto opined, “If, by some miracle, President Trump somehow manages to get back American jobs from China, which I doubt he’ll succeed, they’ll be needing good workers because they won’t be having any Mexicans anymore. But what they don’t understand is the fact that, if they do get those jobs back, they are going to cost the government much more than a simple low-wage Mexican worker would. And good luck trying to maintain the number one economy in the world then.”

“Too long has the Mexican worker in America been discriminated and oppressed because of his skin color,” the President stated. “And when our people come back home, they will take our food, music, culture and all things Mexican along with them. And in case you’re reading this, Mr. Trump – yes, that does include Mexican prostitutes you’re so secretly fond of. So, you can forget about the Sunday night specials with all-you-can-undress free deals. Because, we know everything.”

“Finally, I would like to add that all of your professional athletes, actors and actresses and pretty much all celebrities can kiss the steroids and drugs goodbye. Your country is built on cocaine, heroin, crack, marijuana (which is a Spanish word, by the way) and steroids that have come to America through Mexico. Thanks to these substances, you were able to have Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, Nirvana and pretty much your entire popular culture. But, I guess you already knew that when you signed up to vote for Mr. Trump and his famous wall. Good luck with him, and good riddance,” President Nieto concluded in his interview.

7 thoughts on “Mexican President Threatens To “Call All Mexicans Back Home If Trump Is Elected”

  • June 18, 2016 at 9:53 pm
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    The immoral decadent society of America has allowed our politically compromised politicians to ignore the illegal immigrants flooding our boarders. Until the elites of this country are able to overcome there disgusting greed we’ll never be able to clean up this mess. Mexico who has one of the worlds toughest immigration laws is also one of the most corrupt nations in the west. So much so that millions of it’s underclass have to trek north just to get a free meal. The United States is under no obligation to take in millions of people from the third world. Donald Trump like so many Americans wish to maintain our boarders language and culture This is our god given right as a sovereign nation. If you want to come into this country respect our laws and do it legally.

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  • June 18, 2016 at 11:26 pm
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    I have never read such BS from such a hypocrite as this man his whole damn country is run by the drug cartels I’m sure he was given plenty in donations by them. The country is as corrupt a lot like the Middle East. If he wants to take all of the illegal aliens back I say good lets encourage it and lock up our borders so they can’t sneak back in. That will take a large load off of the states that have to take taxpayer money to support their dozens of kids…thank you President Pena if they all go home which is what they will do anyway because they don’t have jobs once Mr. Trump is in office and our Border Patrol is allowed to do their jobs they will have no choice but to leave. I would suggest Mr. Pena that you start setting up a welfare system and raise your taxes to pay for it like the U.S. has at least that will shift the burden onto you and your government and remove it from the over taxed U.S. population… you and your cronies can afford it ask your drug cartel friends for some donations.

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  • June 19, 2016 at 12:08 am
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    Thanks sounds good to me!

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  • June 20, 2016 at 5:21 am
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    If this is actual interview with Nieto and not satire then the Mexican people have elected a person with severe mental issues.

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  • June 20, 2016 at 7:43 pm
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    This will be great. We won’t even have to deport them.

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  • June 21, 2016 at 2:08 am
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    That is so funny! Saves America the trouble of rounding them up. Trump is right again, Mexico will pay for it! My best laugh of the day! In order to save face, Mexico’s president threatens to call all the illegals home before they get deported. God bless America and Donald Trump!!!!!

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  • July 3, 2016 at 5:51 pm
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    He should call them home immediately. I wouldn’t hold my breath as he has nothing to offer them down there, which is why they left Mexico in the first place.

    What I find most intriguing is that many Mexicans regard the US as their mortal enemy, even though many good things have been bestowed upon them. However, as they become “Americanized” (and that includes much of Mexican culture that becomes part of America as well), those feelings tend to become somewhat diluted. The problem is that massive illegal immigration from Mexico has not ceased, and Mexico actually encourages them to leave. The benefits for Mexico are great– money is sent back home to the families, and often entire poor, illiterate famlies move North. That relieves the Mexican government from having to care for them. Their excess populations get a “safety valve” and rich Mexicans can continue their aristocratic ways of haciendas and huge plantations.

    Do not for one moment forget that Mexicans are NOT poor. Mexico is NOT a poor country. It is a rich country that overbreeds and produces a lot of poor people because the aristocracy and political elites will not share the wealth. The only progresses in Mexico are from Ford, GM, Maytag, Coca Cola, etc.

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